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Friday, September 11, 2020

Tinfoil Hat Time! September 2020

 



No quote.  We’re breaking barriers this month.

In the spirit of smashing open cans of worms the time has come to speak on important marijuana issues.  

No, not on how to grow quality bud.  Most certainly not about how out of state money has all the leverage with Michigan politicians, that would be silly.  It will not cover how licensing fees, regulatory costs and taxes are killing all but the biggest of players, that’s just a rumor.  No, sorry, not on how the caregiver is being slowly scrubbed away like a stain, only the evil black market cares about such nonsense.  Right?

This discussion is about the number one single most important issue in the history of cannabis since the plant’s inception into shared reality, and quite possibly since the dawn of time itself.  That’s right, we must discuss social equity.

Tinfoil Hat Time is back!  Let’s dial it down a tad.  Piss off people other than the AI wiedling federal agencies,  this month.

According to its authors and proponents the experiment known as “the marijuana social equity program” does not work as it was written.  Zero surprise on this end.  None.  Could have told you that countless taxpayer dollars ago.

For one, It was never going to do what they are telling you it is supposed to do, and it never will.  It is an infinite loop.  A gigantic can of worms, filled with cans of worms, all spewing from an infinite can and worm factory.  Proof?  Approximately one year into this grand plan the very mad sociologists who birthed it are telling us it is broken.  Not a century.  Not a decade.  A year.

Of course what they mean is that individuals they, in their limited capacity as mortal gods, do not want to receive special treatment, are following the guidelines put forth by them and receiving special treatment.  For shame.  It also means they will be endlessly altering their discriminatory statistical waltz around anti-discrimination laws, and will have to come up with a never ending string of dark and bad sounding names to call the people who find loopholes, of which there will also be a never ending string. 

So do the people putting pen to law really have such limited capacity for thought that they could not see this all coming?

That is, of course, what we are supposed to think.  It is at that point Sun Tzu would strike your hand with a rod.  The wiser bet would be that social equity is doing exactly what it was intended to do, which is to get a tentacle in the door so that direct government control of business licensing could squeeze further and further into the norm by declaring itself broken every year and in need of ‘fixing’.  All the while licensing can be set for the big money, with social equity being overtly shouted from the rooftops in order to create the illusion of a way for the little guy to get in.  The whole thing reeks of being just another touchy feely ruse designed to give government power beyond its reach and to conceal a rigged game, by rigging it further.

It begins with the premise of “disproportionately affected communities”.  Using nothing but statistical data, and crossing poverty levels with marijuana convictions below and above the average, respectively, specific zip codes were carved out of our state where individuals could apply for social equity.  

The poor people in the above average neighborhood who grew and sold pot as one of the only local suppliers, getting busted and harassed constantly?  Screw them.   

What’s that?  You have money and you live in a ghetto where weed is everywhere and arrest rates and convictions are sky high?  Welcome aboard you oppressed angel.

But nevermind all the people negatively impacted by marijuana laws falling through the cracks, or the ones not all that negatively impacted being ushered in, let’s focus on ‘predators’ swooping into impoverished communities with cash in hand ready to team up with anyone who has a conviction!  How dare these ‘predators’ offer investment money, those poor people are supposed to be taking out high interest loans and relying on the government!  Keep those capitalist wolves away from our sheep!  

It only takes a few scenarios to understand how utterly ridiculous this ‘equity’ is, and to see how seeped in ideology it is.  They have a specific goal in their reconstructionist minds, and they will cry foul and demand more control until the end of time.  It is inevitable.

Oh, and don’t worry, if you think social equity is in any way racist, you will be assured it is not.  In fact, it’s not racist enough.  Can’t go without those racist cans of racist worms, can we?

Last year, as council people all over our state were actively denying their citizens legal cannabis “because social equity”, the news reported scenes from city halls and council meetings with joy.  Calls for having the laws specify race, or that they should do more for specific races, were commonplace.  Some even went so far as to suggest that white people should not be allowed to open pot shops in minority neighborhoods.  

In the year 2020 we have people standing in government buildings in full support of institutionalized racism and segregation under the guise of social equity (among other things).  Ask yourself if the idea of a white community demanding ‘blacks’ not be allowed to open businesses in their neighborhood sounds racist, because it very much does.  If it’s by law, then it’s institutionalized racism.  Partisan political ideology is the only way denying white people, by law, access to licensing in non-white neighborhoods could be seen as anything else.  In effect, legal pot was withheld from communities so racists could argue that the laws were not racist enough, and everyone was supposed to cheer.

As we wade through the sea of worms, trying not to cut ourselves on any of the umpteen razor sharp can lids, we come to yet another can of worms bursting forth as we approach: Success.

Of course!  What quasi-socialist scam would be complete without a brand new class of dependent business owners?  Constantly needing ‘support’ so they can succeed in the industry with the big boys, proving that social equity works!  ViolĂ !  That’s right, with talks of how broken their idea is, come talks of how “the program” should not only help people enter business, but also stay and be successful.  The proponents of an idea, they themselves call broken, are claiming the idea needs more power to make itself work.  A self fulfilling power generator that can declare itself in need of more power year in and year out, is all this is.  A monster that will only grow, and only in one direction, that ominous and misleading direction known as ‘forward’.

Government having precise control over who gets graced with privilege, creating a class of government dependent ‘business owners’ all suckling at the mercy of the state, hand selecting citizens for success and propping them up at every turn while padding them from failure and giving its own power over the people credit for their ‘success’, has a few different names other than social equity.  

The worms are up to our necks now, they will never stop popping from cans.  Lids cut left and right without warning, unseen beneath the wriggling mass.  It is by design.  They seem to think no one is paying attention.

The only solution is to crack open opposing cans of opposing worms.  Our worms are beefier.  Our can lids sharper.

Equity will never be equality.  Unequal treatment is not equal.  Government power will never empower without oppressing.  Rebranding will never mask the patterns.  

Social equity is a lie.

The people voted for legal pot, not discriminatory and archaic political systems being passed as ‘new’ and hidden behind false intent.

Licensing should be affordable and regulatory costs should be absolute minimum, for all.  Thus far marijuana regulation, having been hijacked by ideologues, does nothing but stand in the way of the fantastic boom that could have been this industry.  Choking it into submission with foolish and failed nearsighted anti-American ideas like social equity.  This, while milking the rich for bribes, stealing power over the poor, manipulating people based on identity, sowing the seeds of discord, instilling unwarranted fear, using safety as a lever for control, and discriminating against whomever they deem necessary (up to and including entire zip codes and races) in order to meet their politically motivated and un-marijuana related aims.

Wiggle little worms, wiggle.


VGIP 2020 Voters Guide

 

2020 PRESIDENTIAL VOTERS GUIDE


The VGIP has made an effort to fairly grade this coming November’s presidential candidates on their marijuana records, past actions, and future promises.  Here are the grades for the four candidates on the ballot for 2020:


Donald Trump: C



While this rating may be unpopular, thus far in his four years in political office Trump has done nothing to either hinder, nor help, marijuana.  His administration brought Hemp into the Farm Bill, and has indicated they would sign legalization measures should they move through the appropriate channels.  However, as marijuana is still federally illegal, his government does continue to enforce the current laws, and seems uninterested in being the ones to initiate the change.




Joe Biden: D+



It is well known that Joe Biden is not a friend of marijuana or drug users.  Having been in a position of power since 1973, he has done nothing to further marijuana legalization in those 47 years.  To the contrary, he is an architect of the war on drugs, including asset forfeture laws that have helped keep people in poverty for decades.  The MM Report featured Biden with devil horns on the May 2019 cover for good reason, he was one of the least weed friendly candidates on the Democrat primary stage.  However, his ticket’s recent statements regarding decriminalizing marijuana on the federal level could indicate a slight change of heart when it comes to pot, saving Biden from a flat out ‘E’.



Jo Jorgensen: A+




When it comes to advocating for legalization Jo Jorgensen gets an all around A+.  The Libertarian candidate not only openly speaks in favor of legal marijuana, she keeps going, and going.  From all drugs, to prostitution, to any act that harms no other individual, she wants it legal.  While she has not served in office, she ran as the Libertarian VP candidate in 1996.  Jorgensen took time to speak with us over the phone in our July 2020 issue, and is unafraid to show full support for federal legalization as well as the release of federal prisoners.




Howie Hawkins: A




The Green Party’s Howie Hawkins is no stranger to a ballot, having run in the State of New York more than 20 times.  His website boasts a page devoted directly to the legalization of marijuana, but takes things a step further.  Hawkins ticket would actively prevent tobacco, pharma, and other large industries from taking over nationally, however the webpage does not specify how.  His idea of legalization includes many aspects of social equity, including preventing marijuana taxes from being used for drug enforcement, but rather “grants to entrepreneurs of color, and aiding businesses and communities hit hardest by the drug war.”  Hawkins has also never served in office.


Thursday, September 10, 2020

World News - September 2020

 


Molson Coors Canada Enter Cannabis Beverage Market


Well known brewer Molson Coors Canada and Hexo Corp., a Canadian cannabis producer, created a new joint business venture, Truss Beverage Company.  The entity recently announced a line-up of five drink brands, with offerings of both CBD and THC.

Truss cited recent market data that indicates consumers want a way to ingest weed without smoking, “This data shows just how ready Canadians are for a new cannabis experience that better fits their preferences and lifestyles,” said head of marketing Lori Hatcher.  “Quite frankly, it shows how game changing cannabis beverages can be for consumers.”

A similar partnership already took place between Canopy Growth, one of Canadas largest cannabis companies, and Constellation Growth, a major player in the liquor industry. 

Most of the new Truss line will contain 2.5 to 5 milligrams of THC.  The “XMG” brand will contain the maximum dosage allowed by Canadian law, 10 milligrams.



Germany Picks Sole Domestic Distributor



Cansativa has been selected to be the only distributor of legal German grown cannabis for the next four years.

Requirements for companies wishing to apply included the ability to offer a low price for their service, as well as having experience “distributing narcotic drugs”, with no cannabis experience requirements at all.

The German Federal Institute for Drugs and Medical Devices (BfArM), who governs marijuana in Germany in accordance with the 1961 United Nations Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, has already hand picked a select group of international businesses to be the sole domestic growers and producers.  Canadian companies Aurora and Aphria (with 5 each of the 13 total tendered lots), as well as the German company Demecan (with the remaining three lots) have been named.  Cansativa’s role will be to distribute the marijuana goods of those companies to German pharmacies.

Cansativa’s website lists it’s partners as Aurora, Bedrocan, Tilray, Tweed, and Storz & Bickel.

The import market is expected to see no specific changes.



Canopy Growth Pays CEO Astonomical Sum



Chief Executive Officer for Canada’s Canopy Growth, David Klein, received a partial-year salary (he began mid January), including bonus, stock options and other compensation, of CA$45 million (US$33.8 million).  This, while working for a company that lost CA$1.39 billion in fiscal year 2020.

Klein is now touted as one of the top earners across all industries in Canada, as well as the highest paid cannabis CEO, beating Tilray’s Brandon Kennedy by CA$2.4 million a year.  Canopy Growth’s median employee earnings were CA$43,000 a year, making Kleins salary 1,042 times larger.

“This is the way the CEO world works.  It’s disconnected from regular workers and the company,” states Norton Singhavon, himself CEO of GTEC Cannabis in Vancouver.  He admits that many Canadian cannabis companies have not made good with their investors, and continue to report significant losses.  “Accordingly, I do not see any reasonable justification at this stage for multimillion-dollar salaries within the sector.” 



Online Illegal Drug Sales Up During Pandemic



According to Sixgill, a cyber-intelligence company who monitors underground web activity, and subtitles their website with ‘Deep, Dark & Beyond’, illegal drugs listed for sale on the internet skyrocketed during the Covid-19 pandemic as dealers, and users, were forced off the streets.

Their data indicates that as of December 2019 the number of postings for drugs stood at 4,154.  This number increased by 495% to 24,719 in April of 2020.  Listings for cannabis alone saw a 555% increase, with MDMA seeing a 224% increase, and cocaine topping out at a 1000% increase over the same period.

“As with all online shopping, shipping delays occurred, with dark web chatter suggesting that slower delivery times dinged the reputations of vendors among a cynical customer base that’s always vigilant for scammers,” explained Sixgill in it’s report, “Though the rise in chatter and concerns was temporary, it did make both vendors and consumers more conscious of the risks of international shipping for illegal goods.” 








National News - September 2020

 


Curaleaf Now Has Largest Footprint in the U.S.


With the recent acquisition of Oregon’s Cura Partners, and Illinois-based Grassroots Cannabis (the combined deals totalling more than $1 billion), Curaleaf now has a larger footprint in the United States than any other cannabis company.

The Massachusetts-based Curaleaf, now having a multitude of growers, processors, and provisioning centers under its umbrella, commands a marijuana enterprise that spans 23 states.  

Of interesting note, the company’s two largest stockholders are Executive Chair Boris Jordan, a New York native turned Russian investment banker, and Russian billionaire Andrei Blokh.

According to Curaleaf CEO Joe Lusardi, “Our ability to raise capital is a differentiator, and we are able to use our stock as a currency to do deals because investors and owners have confidence in the company to execute.”



California Wildfires Wreak Havoc on Weed Fields


Wildfires in California are decimating the land, and now marijuana plants.  

Several major farms have reported fires, Sweet Creek Farms in Sonoma County states approximately four-fifths of it’s crop is destroyed.  “It looks like a wasteland,” said Keala Peterson, a member of the family who owns and operates the farm.  Their outdoor crops are not insured and her family will have to take the roughly $150,000 in losses, potentially more, depending on how the unburnt crop turns out.

Many owners and operators do not even know the status of their crops.  Evacuations have taken place all over the state, with farmers unable to return to check on the damage.  





Failed Drug Test Rate Hit Sixteen Year High in 2019


A report released August 25 via the Substance Abuse Program Administrators Association (SAPAA) virtual conference by Quest Diagnostics, the oh too familiar drug testing agency, indicates failed urine tests are the highest they have been in 16 years.  Despite the scary headline, that number is 4.5%, and the year was 2003.  The lowest rate in the past 30 years was 3.5% between 2010 and 2012.

Also stated in the report was a dramatic increase in positive tests for cocaine, methamphetamines, and marijuana, most notably in the Midwest.

Other research aligns with these findings, as drug deaths in the U.S. in 2019 were up 5%.  The big three killers being meth, cocaine, and fentanyl. 

Some good news includes a nation-wide decrease in positives for opiates, and as expected, marijuana still reigns on top as the number one most commonly found drug in a failed test.



Petition Poses Question of Constitutionality


In a three year long battle, a petition has been filed with the supreme court vs AG William Barr, declaring the criminalization of marijuana at the federal level unconstitutional.

Lower courts rejected the case, stating, “Although plaintiffs couch their claim in constitutional language, they seek the same relief as would be available in an administrative form - a change in marijuana’s scheduling classification - based on the same factors that guide the DEA reclassification determination.”

The questions the petition poses are as follows:

1. Can congress, consistent with the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, criminalize medical cannabis without exception, even for patients who require its daily administration to live?

2. Given the three requirements for designation as a Schedule I drug under the CSA (21 U.S.C. § 812(b)(1)), is the classification of cannabis so irrational that it violates the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution?

3. Can Congress, consistent with the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, require persons aggrieved by the classification of a substance under the CSA to submit to an administrative review process that cannot, as a matter of law, provide the relief they seek?

Whether or not the supreme court takes the case will be seen, although speculators are not optimistic.


Michigan News - September 2020


 

Regulators May Open Adult-Use Only Early

Andrew Brisbo disclosed in an interview with Crains’ Detroit Business that the idea of opening adult-use only licensing one year ahead of schedule was being considered.  While a decision has yet to be made, discussions are ongoing with stakeholders as to where it will happen.

The initial plan was to launch Adult use on Nov 1, 2019, and give medical operators a two year head start on licensing.  Brisbo believes obtaining both an MMJ license, and a rec license, may be too high of a barrier to entry.  Primarily in cities such as Detroit, and primarily when it comes to the issue of social equity.

“I would expect to see municipalities that want to address equity at the local level could move forward with a lot of additional participation,” Brisbo explained, “There’s not quite as high a barrier to entry on the adult-use side, and that could open the market up.”

In response, the Michigan Cannabis Trade Association, who represent multi-state and Michigan businesses who have invested more than half a billion dollars into cannabis facilities, has called for a moratorium on adult-use only licensing for anyone other than social equity applicants until December of 2021.

“What a great way to provide a safe lane for social equity prospective licensees to ramp up and get into the business before the rest of the adult-use marketplace ramps up, “said executive director Steve Linder.  The association still thinks the state should abide by the two-year head start for medical only.

MRA Kills Local Business Partnership Idea


Freddies provisioning center in Clio and Water Tower Pub in Lexington had struck a deal to offer marijuana delivery services from Freddies, to the Sports Bar parking lot, on Fridays.  However, the Michigan Marijuana Regulatory Agency (MRA) informed the owners that such a deal is unacceptable.  

“We have since learned from the MRA that, contrary to our earlier understanding, all deliveries must be made to the customer’s residence,” the two owners wrote in a statement, “Therefore, Freddies is unable to deliver to Water Tower Sports Pub.”

As an alternative, Freddies will offer delivery to customers who live in the Lexington and Port Huron area, and each will receive a $10 off coupon for Water Tower Sports Pub.

Joints Contaminated with Human Saliva Recalled


On August 6th an email landed from the MRA notifying everyone of a voluntary product recall, “due to a confirmed complaint regarding pre-rolls contaminated with human saliva.”  

Over 3,000 joints sold at 14 different locations were indicated in the recall, although the exact number of licked pre-rolls is unknown.  Retailers who sold the products were required to inform anyone who purchased them, and consumers were asked to return the joints to be ‘properly disposed of’.  

An ongoing investigation is taking place, with potentially more recalled pre-rolls in the future.  To stay up to date on notifications from the MRA regarding product recalls, rules changes, etc, visit michigan.gov/mra 

Iron Labs Incorrectly Reported as Closed


In error, Marijuana Business Daily posted an article stating Iron Labs of Walled Lake was once again closed.  On August 25th they posted a correction, indicating their error.  Iron Labs owners report the business to be open and thriving.

1,031 Pounds of Weed Siezed in Detroit


U. S. Customs and Border Protection officers in Detroit scored big when they decided to inspect a truck from Canada with a manifest for steel wire.  Inside they discovered five wooden crates, containing a total of 1,031 pounds of sweet Canadian weed.

“Upon entry, CBP officers became suspicious and referred the shipment for additional inspection,” this according to an agency statement, “Officers opened the first of five wooden crates and discovered it to be loaded with vacuum sealed packages each containing marijuana.”

Port Director Devin Chamberlain made an interesting comment regarding the seizing of cannabis, “The Port of Detroit is proud to have prevented the exploitation of our borders and the introduction of illicit drugs into our communities.”  





Tuesday, September 8, 2020

John Sinclair - Free the Weed #111 - September 2020

 


A Column By John Sinclair

Hi everybody and highest greetings from the Motor City, where we’re sweltering through the summer quarantine and waiting for life to return to—what? What it’s gonna be like after the pandemic and when, we don’t have the slightest idea. But we’ll smoke our weed and do our best to work with others in a proper way until things get better.

One of the things that’ll be different in the future is the establishment of a Native American marijuana market in Michigan (and I’m sure in other states to come) independent from state control.  According to Gus Burns at mlive.com, the Bay Mills Indian Community, some 2,200 Native Americans from the Ojibwe tribe based in Brimley, Michigan, which operates the Bay Mills Resort and Casinos, now intends to break ground on a 10,000-plant indoor grow facility south of Sault Ste. Marie as early as January of next year.

Burns quotes Bay Mills Indian Communities Board Chair Bryan T. Newland, who says the grow operation will eventually supply stores near the tribe’s casino and on land it owns close to Gaylord, Port Huron and Flint.  According to Newland, the Bay Mills Indian Community hopes to expand its marijuana operation into a cooperative with Michigan’s dozen tribes “so we can share the burden of doing this and the benefits can flow to different tribal communities.”

Bay Mills Indian Community would provide marijuana and other related products for sale on cooperating tribal lands and will compete with Michigan’s existing medical and recreational marijuana market. Since Native American lands are not subject to state law, tribal marijuana would be exempt from state sales and excise taxes, which currently total 16% for recreational marijuana sales in Michigan.
The tribe will also be exempt from state licensing, application and renewal fees totaling more than $200,000 in application and licensing fees up front with a similar but variable renewal fee each year.
“Look, we’re sovereign governments,” Newland told Gus Burns. “We’re not giving up our right and our authority to regulate what goes on on our lands and we’re certainly not going to pay the state of Michigan taxes for what we do on our lands.  Governments don’t tax other governments and they don’t ask other governments for permission.”

“If you plant a seed and turn it into a product and sell it on tribal lands, you’re outside the state’s taxing authority,” Newland said. “So we expect that will allow us to be competitive on pricing.”
The Bay Mills Indian Community voted in 2019 to legalize marijuana in a similar fashion to the legalization law passed by Michigan voters in 2018, Gus Burns says, adding that “the tribe intends to create its own regulatory system to ensure safety and quality control.”

“On quality and price, we’ll be competitive with anybody else in the state,” Newland said.“It’s our intention to grow this business, grow this venture, and bring it statewide.”

This is a beautiful thing, and I heartily applaud the Bay Mills Community on their very wise and timely decision to bring marijuana business to their people here in Michigan. Marijuana got up here in the first place through the efforts of indigenous peoples in Mexico who grew weed and distributed it to needy citizens in Mexico and North America for a modest price. It’s definitely their turn to get paid at last, and a big middle finger to the State of Michigan on the unjust taxation issue.

I can’t say it enough times: the State of Michigan, which persecuted marijuana smokers and dealers for so many years and put thousands of us in prison, has no business charging nor collecting these exorbitant licensing fees for marijuana operations. It’s just another way of saying that there’s something wrong with the weed and people have to be disciplined and punished for dealing in marijuana.

There will be no way that the weed is free until these state-operated rip-offs are eliminated and marijuana businesses are taxed like any other business venture, at a modest percentage of their sales totals less expenses like everyone else. To charge these invidious fees and penalties is just as wrong as everything else the state has done to punish the marijuana culture and its denizens.

On a happier note, I don’t think I’ve taken the requisite time and space in this column to celebrate a spate of imminent releases of my creative output, starting with the new edition of my blues work in verse, Fattening Frogs For Snakes, first published in New Orleans in 2002 by the Surregional Press and out of print for several years, but now made current again by the Horner Press, publishers of this magazine. 

The book of FFFS will also be included in the box set of 4 LPs cut with four different ensembles that put my works in verse to music and performed appropriate backing material of their own devise. The four volumes of FFFS are I-The Delta Sound, II-Country Blues, III-Don’t Start Me To Talking, and IV-Natural From Our Hearts. They’ll appear on 4 vinyl discs put together by Jarrett Kowal of Jett Plastic Recording in a colorful box containing the book as well and will see release in November.

Horner Press is also about to publish a new book of my verse called Blow Baby Blow—Uncollected Poems, which will make up the final section of my Collected Poems, the complete works excepting the book-length blues work and my 4-volume jazz work in verse called always  know: a book of monk.  The “uncollected poems” are all the works that weren’t incorporated into the several small books of poetry I published between 1965 and 2020,

Finally, Horner Press is bringing out a new American edition of my collection called It’s All Good—A John Sinclair Reader, first published in Italy, then Great Britain, and eventually by Ben Horner at Horner Books. The new edition will also include a collectors’ hardcover printing of the Reader with color illustrations and a setting designed by the author’s daughter, Celia Sinclair.

Speaking of my Monk work in verse,the Trembling Pillow Press in New Orleans is bringing out always know: a book of monk, volumes 1 & 2 (“blue notes” and “prestige”) with an introduction by Edward Sanders. Trembling Pillow also published my collection of poetry & prose called Song of Praise: Homage to John Coltrane.  I’m hoping the publication of the first half of this Monk work, started in 1982, will inspire me to go ahead and compose the rest of the poems for volumes 3 & 4 before 40 years are up.

Further with respect to my Monk work, RJ Spangler & the Planet D Nonet will issue a double LP recording of the Nonet with my recitation of verses from always know: a book of monk to music composed entirely by Thelonious Monk that are performed by the nine-piece orchestra led by RJ Spangler & James O’Donnell. This recording comes from a recent concert at the Scarab Club in Detroit.

A nice collection of work for a poet who will celebrate his 79th birthday on October 2nd, and all of it accomplished with the help of regular doses of cannabis sativa.  FREE THE WEED!
 

—Detroit
August 23-24, 2020

© 2020 John Sinclair. All Rights Reserved.

Detroit Fudge Co. - Teamwork Makes the Dream Work - September 2020

 



In an unassuming little building nestled off the street the Detroit Fudge Company conducts business in a scene that would make both Willy Wonka and Little Debbie green with envy.  The MM Report had a chance to tour their amazing production facility and chat with some of the crew, and we’re pretty sure we know what their secret ingredient is: Teamwork and a culture that thrives on improvement.  Well, that, and weed.


We were immediately met with a friendly elbow from President Tim Schuler outside their company complex, who was eager to introduce us to the people at the heart of the brand’s success here in Michigan.


Inside, the compact and bustling yet highly efficient space houses almost the entire operation, from baking to shipping, and the people making it all happen seem to do it with a smile (from behind masks, of course).  From the newest to the oldest, everyone in the building had positive vibes to match the positive praise they gave their environment.  



Gatekeeper to the kingdom, Kate, is in charge of shipping all the goodies to the provisioning centers, and ultimately, your mouth.  Surrounded by boxes, she stands as a piece of the puzzle that is the success of the Detroit Fudge Company.  From this single location the team distributes edibles to over 90% of the licensed retailers in Michigan.  Kate takes the volume in stride, and quipped “It’s a really fun place to work.  It can be serious, but at the end of the day we are making pot brownies and sending them all over the state, and that is really cool.”  


Following the stacks of ready to ship delights we found our attention drawn to a set of tables filled with chocolate bars, and four more essential links in the teamwork chain.  They chatted as they worked, diligently packaging, labelling, and boxing.


Thomas, resident newbie, explained that the place was, “Very friendly and accommodating,

you can talk to just about anyone.”  Jordan, the most senior of the squad, agreed with the sentiment, “Love it, it’s great, it’s a chill work environment,” adding, “Tim and Bob actually care, if we can improve, they figure out a way and are constantly upgrading the company.”  The two were stationed with a couple of shy but hard working ladies, as they packaged and stacked Barracuda Bars, seemingly unphased by the sweet smell of chocolate.   Barracuda is a great name, as visions of flopping around on the table like a fish while gobbling up chocolate were hard to ignore.


Following our noses led us immediately to a machine of wicked design, and beautiful intent, as a different part of the team brought out large trays of fudge to be cut into squares.  Watching as they carefully handled the edibles brought a tear to our eye, mostly because we could not eat them.  This relatively quiet crew assured us they too resisted the incredible urge to ingest these amazing looking freshly baked treats.  To the source we went.



Like a queen bee at the center of her hive, head chef Aubry took a break from hand mixing batches of edibles to show us around the nerve center of the Detroit Fudge Company.  Two mixers (as pictured on the cover), and a giant floor mixer, coupled with good ‘ol fahsioned human hands create every single product.  The kitchen itself is quite impressive in it’s simplicity, and rather pleasant.  The intoxicating aroma dizzied our senses as the master practiced her craft, just another day in the office for her seasoned nose.  


Chef Aubry manages the kitchen and its ten edible makers, and she loves her job, “I just like being able to help people.  Making medicated edibles is fun and exciting.  We have a great time here.”        


We had one more room to see, the chocolate room.  Racks and racks of bars in molds,

cooling, and more teammates, pouring infused chocolate and shaking infused bars from molds.  In other words, heaven.  We watched in awe a moment, quick to leave the tiny chocolate paradise. or be to blame for the melting of all that goodness.  


To see a group of human beings, not machines, proudly making this kind of product, at this kind of volume, is nothing short of a thing of beauty.  Each batch, every bar, handled with care by someone who cares.  Human-power is alive and well in Michigan, still, and the Detroit Fudge Company is a fine example of how you do not have to cut out the people in order to be successful in the industry, it’s quite the opposite.


Be sure to check out their new flavors, Rocky Road, and limited time seasonal Pumpkin Spice, and keep your eyes peeled for Cannalicious Labs products coming soon as well.